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Once I was free of my abductions it seemed like the benevolent ET's turned my home into ET Grand Central Station, appearing at all hours of the day and night.

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I was in a deep sleep, having drifted off on my couch while watching TV.
Suddenly in my mind I heard very clearly "Wake up! You must wake up now."

 

What the hell? Still half asleep, I glanced at the clock. 2 a.m.

"Go away! Go back to bed like normal people! It's the middle of the night!"
I rolled over to go back to sleep.

"GET UP! YOU MUST GET UP NOW!" more insistent this time.

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I'm a contactee, experiencer and Milab, having had contact with over a dozen ET races both benevolent and malevolent.

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A panel of experts dissected my case over a 2 year period and unanimously determined I was honest about my ET experiences and that they were legitimate.

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Here I share my ET experiences with you...

I sat up, looked around, and that's when I saw it. My bedroom door that had been closed now stood wide open. In it stood a silhouetted figure. 
Damn military spooks messing with me again with their holograms I thought to myself. I picked up the cap of a flashlight battery I'd been replacing a bulb in, that was lying on the coffee table in front of me and threw it as hard as I could at the silhouette. I figured it the silhouette was a hologram, the flashlight cap would pass through it, that would be the end of that and I could go back to sleep.

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The flashlight battery hit something soft then dropped to the ground, rolling across my wood floor.
A voice said sternly "You really shouldn't throw things at me."

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OKIEEEEEEE DOKIEEEEEEEEEEE. NOT A HOLOGRAM! HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

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As if to show me that anything I could do, it could do better it then levitated my TV remote control off the table in front of me and set it to wildly spinning in mid air. 
I grabbed a lantern off the table, switched it on, walked over to the silhouette and shown the beam on its head and face. At first I couldn't tell if it was male or female due to its funky Roman haircut and almost pretty facial features but by the time I got to his chest I had things pretty well figured out.

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And lemme tell ya...this guy was RIPPED. He was eye candy and that lantern beam wasn't moving any too quickly. "Are you finished yet?" He asked in a tone of voice an exasperated parent would use with an unruly child.

I wanted to say "Give me a minute" but didn't want to join my TV remote control spinning wildly in midair.

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Whoever this guy was, he was all business. It was the night after the cabal had pulled their stunt with the Fukushima nuclear plant, causing radiation to leak out. I immediately knew what they were going to do - drag that radiation all across the globe on their HAARP controlled jet streams. Which is precisely what they proceeded to do.

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My visitor said "There is only ONE way to save the planet now..." and he laid out a plan in which humanity would unite, everyone pitch in a couple bucks and buy up the Amazon Rainforest.

"Great plan but it will never work," I said to him. "You can't get 10 people here to work together on anything much less 8 billion of them. And by the way, who are you?"
"I am called Shaid 'A," he replied.

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With that he said it was time for him to leave. He walked through my plate glass dining area window and out onto my lawn. As he walked, he left a trail of beautiful flowers in his wake. He walked into my lawn, much like a person wading into water until they're in over their heads. All of this was illuminated by a beam of brilliant white light from above.

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I'll admit I didn't look to see where the beam of brilliant white light was coming from.

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I was scoping out Shaid 'A's butt. (And what a fine butt he had I might add!)

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There's a huge learning curve in getting to know the ET's as they're very big on respect.
There was humorous post script to this story. I had to meet Jmmanuel on the ship as he was getting out of one of the many meetings he has to attend.

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"Just ran into an acquaintance of yours," he said.
"Oh yeah? Who?" I asked.
"Let's put it this way...he wanted me to ask you if you enjoyed the view from the rear."

"Depends on which view from the rear he's talking about. The flowers were a nice touch but that butt of his? WHOA MOMMA!"

Jmmanuel stared at me for a couple moments before shouting "ARE YOU TRYING TO CAUSE A GALACTIC INCIDENT, WOMAN?!! STARING AT THE BEHIND OF A TAU CETIAN AMBASSADOR?!!"

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Ooooops.

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I had to think fast. "Just tell him that on Terra it's considered a compliment if a woman scopes out a man's butt. It means she thinks he's hot."

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I never heard anything more so when one of our ground crew was going to meet Shaid 'A I said to her "After you do the ET greeting, tell him your friend Gracie told you he had a really nice butt and ask if you can see it."

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After conducting the proper greeting she did exactly as I'd asked her to do. The look on Jmmanuel's face was one of pure mortification - until Shaid 'A spun around so fast to let her scope out his butt that I'm surprised his head didn't fly off his shoulders.
 

"Pay attention, dear," I said to Jmmanuel. "Terran Diplomacy 101 - doesn't matter what star, planet, solar system, galaxy, universe you men are from...you're all the same and putty in our hands."

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With that, I walked away leaving him with his jaw on the floor. He never corrected me on ET etiquette again. Shaid 'A and I? We became the best of friends.

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It was eight years later I would learn what he message he was trying to deliver to me that night with his buy up the Rainforest plan - when the cabal set half the world on fire, beginning with the Amazon Rainforest.

The burning of the Amazon Rainforest in itself depleted the planet of 20% of the oxygen we need to breathe.

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Then the cabal burned half of Australia, set fires in Africa and the western U.S.
There's no telling how much more oxygen they depleted with those fires, that we need to breathe.

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Since then they have burned Maui, set more fires in the western U.S. and Canada in their land grab to build their15 minute cities and control the world's lithium mines.

All while depleting the planet's oxygen.

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